Scene FOURTH
THE SAME, THE BLACKBIRDCHANTECLER. The Blackbird!——My secret!
THE BLACKBIRD. [Bowing with every sign of admiration.] Allow me
to——
CHANTECLER. That inveterate mocker!
[To the PHEASANT-HEN.] Leave us not alone! My soul is still open — his mockery
would enter in!
THE BLACKBIRD. Ripping!
CHANTECLER. Where have you come from?
THE BLACKBIRD. [Indicating an empty overturned flower-pot.] From that
flower-pot.
CHANTECLER. But how——?
THE BLACKBIRD. I was having my early snack cozily in the earthenware
retreat you see, when suddenly——oh, allow me to
express at once the amazement, the admiration——
CHANTECLER. Eavesdropping inside a pot! How can you stoop
to——
THE BLACKBIRD. Hang the pot! I've had a sensation! I tell you I
was wild! My feet were doing such a horn-pipe I had
trouble to keep my eye steady at the peep-hole.
THE PHEASANT-HEN. You could see us?
THE BLACKBIRD. [Showing the hole at the bottom of the flower-pot.] Could
I see you! Yonder stump of red cone has exactly the
black hole to let through my yellow bill. Apologies,——
but it was too tempting! A bird of taste, I am.
THE PHEASANT-HEN. For the sake of this sincere tribute, I forgive you all
the rest!
CHANTECLER. But——
THE BLACKBIRD. [Coming and going in excitement.] Oh, wonderful, and
again wonderful, and then again wonderful!——Hear me
rant!
CHANTECLER. [Amazed.] What, is it possible that you——?
THE BLACKBIRD. Am I given to gush? This time, old man, it's the
genuine article, Enthusiasm with a capital E!
CHANTECLER. Are you in earnest?
THE BLACKBIRD. Must I send you a blankety carrier-pigeon with the
news? — That Cock and that crow, — oh, my soul! —
And then the day breaking, — oh, my stars!
THE PHEASANT-HEN. [To CHANTECLER.] There seems to be no reason,
dear, why I should not leave you alone together.
CHANTECLER. But where are you going?
THE PHEASANT-HEN. [Slightly ashamed of her own frivolity.] I am going
to the——
THE BLACKBIRD. The Guinea-hen's Day he's just given the finishing
touches to!
CHANTECLER. [To the PHEASANT-HEN.] Must I go too?
THE PHEASANT-HEN. [Tenderly.] No, after rising to such heights, I think
you may be excused from the Guinea-hen's at home!
CHANTECLER. [With a touch of sadness.] You, however, are going?
THE PHEASANT-HEN. [Gaily.] I want to show off your sunshine on my
dress! I will be back directly. Wait for me here.
THE BLACKBIRD. Yes, much better keep out of the way.
CHANTECLER. [Looking at him.] Wherefore?
THE BLACKBIRD. [Quickly.] Nothing!
[Falling into fresh ecstasies.] Oh, this blessed Cock of ours!
CHANTECLER. [To the PHEASANT-HEN.] You will not be long?
THE PHEASANT-HEN. The merest moment.
[Low to him before leaving.] You see, even the Blackbird is impressed!
[She flies off.]